You can lie when you name things

guy who doesn't understand anything: bark like a pig

They say ooooh be a good boy for daddy and you'll get a reward. But then the reward is just gay sex. This is bullshit. I wanted a skateboard

Then they say if you're a bad boy daddy will punish you. But what's the punishment? More gay sex! You can't escape it. This whole damn place is in the pocket of Big Sex

if i ever spamlike your posts and then you mysteriously get an anonymous ask it wasnt me . dont even bother worrying yourself that it was . ok .

people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother

no amount of monetization or algorithm favoritism will have me call it unalive or seggs or grape

generally speaking if doing something makes an advertiser angry you should do it and keep doing it

does anyone else think about how brave all their friends are and get really emotional about it

I'm glad everyone is alive rn

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

I support recreational and erotic testosterone use