death is slow in the great white nothing

they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way

this strategically placed landmine will allow me to easily dominate the dance dance revolution competition

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

its always so odd when someone follows you without even liking a single post of yours. what did you follow me for mysterious stranger. what post did you like. did you like a post from fuckoff narnia years of my blog where i posted about some bullshit i don't post about anymore or a post i made 5 minutes ago

The best thing about this is how much love for Rothko there is in it. Like... here. Here is a rectangle, and if you stand far away it's just two or three colors a bit streaky, and the closer you get the more it opens up until it swallows you whole with the idea of how vast it is, how much bigger than you. If someone framed the real-life sea and sky and told everybody that's what my artwork was like to them I'd kiss them

person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

youre listening to killed with a brick FM

i love sending people my totaled car as a reaction image it’s so funny

dont talk to me or my clone or my shadow self or my reflection or my me ever again

Me when a character I like dies in the characters are gonna die show: how could this happen.... darn it.... I didnt see this coming

life is just a big game of Can You Tell Which Organ Is Hurting Right Now

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

my favorite line from i am in eskew is "I don’t mean to put you off coming here." crucially, it's said within the first 3 minutes of the show and gets funnier with every episode