death is slow in the great white nothing

they accidentally gave me the unheimlich manoeuvre and i choked to death in a distinctly uncanny way

swearing eternal fealty to a bug I found

just wont to say for goidness sake i LOVE chickpeas 

reblog game put in the tags how you found prev

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

Sometimes you hear a song and a fic pops into your head full formed. This is a trap. The fic may be fully formed in your brain, but you still Have to write it down. This is an important step that most people forget about.

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

floats face down past your blog

people are always trying to humanize dracula and hes always trying to draculize humans

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally