𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓸𝓼 💚🖤

RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

DO NOT

RULE NO. 2 OF WOUND CARE: go swimming!! in a pond or especially a public pool :)

WHO TF ARE YOU?!?!?!

you tell any adult over the age of 50 that you're looking for a job and they're frothing at the mouth to offer insight bc they think your young and/or lazy ass has never even conceived what they're about to tell you. and it's printing your resume onto a very disposable piece of paper and walking into the workplace and handing it to a random employee

Motion Picture Association of America.

2019-2021 Jeep Wrangler

I am a grown ass adult and I still get nausea when I feel like I'm in trouble. They're gonna send me to the principals office and take away my toys for a week. Can you just fucking kill me instead of making me stew in my fucking anxiety

I’M AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE. I’M AT THE TAROT HUT. I’M AT THE COMBINATION WAFFLE HOUSE AND TAROT HUT.

There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see.

idgaf if my parents are disappointed in me I'm not impressed by them either

RAISIN POWERED FUCK MACHINE

LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN

I say shit like "If my memory serves me" knowing damn well it serves the dark lord

Y'know, if you're gonna call me out in so many damn flavors can we at least have blue raspberry?

blue raspberry, good "mmmmm" tasty. isnt real.