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went to trader joe’s today and my cashier handed me my 2.55 in change and pointed at the clock which read 2:55 and said “look at that. that’s liquid time… serendipity… have a nice ride”

dark green is a nice color. underrated

I think bones are morally obligated to make xylophone noises

Where’s the third and fourth horseman?

One more, and they will be complete

FOUND THE FOURTH HORSEMAN

give her one

give her a cheeto.

cinderella…

This comment has literally undone me

A forensic anthropologist will seek to understand the real you way better than any date I promise you that

being gay is like. damn it tattoos are expensive. damn it piercings are expensive. damn it getting your hair dyed professionally is expensive. damn it combat boots are expensive. damn it therapy is