the scrunkly

italian sub said he wanted no limits masochism so hes leashed to his crate wailing while i break spaghetti noodles in half infront of him

Okay well my Italian sub is in the fridge so

Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

!cursedoak

did anyone else have terrible dreams about a gnarled, twisted forest with one tree more terrible and hateful than all the rest

spock being gay is a core truth of this universe it's fundamental to my consumption of star trek it's so crazy when u watch the show and he's not even gay He is though

firefox just started doing this too so remember kids if you want to stream things like netflix or hulu over discord without the video being blacked out you just have to disable hardware acceleration in your browser settings!

hey just to let anyone using firefox know! searching “hardware acceleration” in firefox settings doesnt do anything! you wont get anything whatsoever! you have to scroll down on the main general settings page to “Performance” and uncheck “Use recommended performance settings” to be able to uncheck “Use hardware acceleration when available”! signed someone who was extremely confused when trying to follow OP’s instructions only for there to be no results

i love splatoon but the thing is that i cannot just sit down and play it for like 30 minutes. splatoon is an all day activity. i will sit down for twelve hours straight doing nothing but participating in salmon run and only stopping when i need to eat or piss. this is the ideal day for me. the only issue is when i close my eyes all i can still see the salmons

the other thing is that it absolutely ruins my perception of the world. sometimes i try to press ZL to turn into a squid in real life in order to socialise much like in the lobby. however i cannot physically turn into a squid so ill occasionally jolt a little bit much like how once does when they are falling asleep but get that falling sensation. this is me trying to press ZL so i can squidparty with you.

whats that defunct land quote again? every part of the film making process is awful, but not making film is even worse? idk something like that. anywah im being completely normal about art rn ::))

"based on your likes" and it's the worst post you've ever seen

Virtual Insanity

i sincerely dont care if u wanna watch preschooler kiddy shows i play w toys sometimes n do kid things for therapy reasons but i think you should watch grown up shows too

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared

we need to fully bring back disco. no pastiche: no discowave or ironic disco. no being ironic about the clothes. just wear what you would’ve worn in the 70s. no white washing the historical black and lgbt aspects. pure expression of dance and music and love and loss and sexuality. dead serious about all of this and frowning as i write it at the prospect that this won’t be what happens when the covid curve is flat. we need disco back again with zero irony or pretense. NOW.

reality will baptize you fast and brusquely like a scared eastern orthodox baby

this could be us