Where Dragons Rest

if one or more of your players roll to seduce: own it. It’s world building. It’s character building. Sex ain’t a free action. Bring that fucker to the bedroom. Think about your NPC’s sexual traits. Roll dexterity. Make your players roll constitution saves. Give them challenges. If they don’t please the beast, go praying mantis on them. What’s weaker than a bard? A naked bard. Their AC has now been hella dropped. Maybe they succeed and all is well, but that displacer beast is clingy and keeps encountering the party.

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Context: We were trying to escape a dragon by going on an elevator. The dragon broke the platform but we tried to escape by riding the chains the rest of the way up. The dragon had grabbed the chain and was beginning to break the mechanism that was pulling us up.

Me, The Barbarian: So the dragon is holding and pulling on my chain right? not the others ?

Dm: Yea, Its your turn what are you going to do.

Me: Uhm.. uh okay go with me on this one but.

Me: I’m going to Grip the chain with my Thighs so I don’t fall take my Bow and shoot it in the Face.

Dm: Fuck okay roll acrobatics

lovecraft: you’re surrounded by strange things that you do not understand. isn’t it terrifying? adams: those things? those are normal. the worst thing about them is the bureaucracy. you should get out more. you can read all about them in this gigantic book.

lovecraft: you are ultimately insignificant and the universe will be unaffected by any actions you take. isn’t it scary? adams: um duuuh literally everyone already knew that. let’s go get lunch.

lovecraft: you are transforming into a terrible monster and you can’t stop it. adams:

pompous skinny human man in puffy pants: anyways heres wonderwall [strums lute]

fun times at the lake!