Owl Thing

thinking "everyone can tell im bad at this" as i stand completely motionless doing nothing in public

spending my twenties rotting and decaying

i fucking hated your shoelaces this entire time

they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

do u wanna come over n just lay in bed

imo the way you feel about groups it's fully socially acceptable to hate (like children or polyamorous people, among others) is the canary in the coal mine for underlying bigoted beliefs. if you're only supportive of marginalized groups when it's cool to do so, probably you don't actually care about marginalized groups, you care about other people thinking you care

there are 1 trillion people in the notes of this post saying "yeah! i mean i hate kids but they should have rights!" you hate kids? you mean you hate all members of an oppressed group solely for their membership in this group? right. why do you hate them? because they can't take care of themselves and need help? because they don't understand social norms and can be "annoying" and disrespect boundaries as a result? because they can be messy? because they don't understand things in the same way as you do? that's awesome. how do you feel about disabled people btw

you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000

😍fuck