the Boys

I have a lot of pet peeves but I think the biggest one is when people say things like “oh it’s such a small town, only 35,000 people” like bitch my town has 200 people, you need to pick a new adjective 

According to Wikipedia, a small town is 1,000-20,000 people. So although you are correct in stating that 35,000 people is not a small town (it is a large town), you are incorrect in thinking that you live in a town. You live in a village. You are a villager.

I…… don’t know what to do with that information……a villager…

tag yourself with your living place’s population and what youre classified as. im 278,508 city boy

The rumor that Sondheim left Be More Chill at intermission added five years to my life 

another shoutout to will being prompted to talk about suddenly being in a lead role and he just said all this instead

finally gave in and made an instagram @readyteddie go ahead and follow if u want

I have friends on this website, my dear. This is Ben Platt. You have decredited and mocked the show I have put my time and money in for years now. You are rude to my friends/fans, and one of them told me what you were saying about Evan Hansen and the rest of the Fansens. Knock it off. This is Broadway, kiddo, not some theme park where you can be mean.

this is the funniest ask I ever received