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Basically the Hanshin Tigers baseball team had a major victory in 1985 and fans went WILD and stood on a bridge chanting the player’s names, and every time they said a name a fan that resembled the player whose name was said would jump into the canal

BUT there was an american player on the team named Randy Bass and the crowd wanted to include someone who looked like him too, but there were no white people around so they snatched a Colonel Sanders statue and tossed it into the water as an effigy

after this the Hanshin Tigers won nothing for 18 years! The rumor began to circulate that throwing the statue into the canal had angered Colonel Sanders and he had cursed them and wouldn’t allow them to win until they retrieved the statue. Obviously many attempts were made to find it, but no one was successful.

In 2009 the uper body, lower body, and right hand of the statue were found when police thought it was a dead body, but the left hand and his glasses are missing and the Hanshin Tigers still have not won anything. It is said they will continue to lose until they find the last pieces. Here’s the colonel though!

Sulfur Chapter 2 is now available on gumroad !!

Sulfur is a multi-chapter comic about a demon named Druxy, their very bad internship, and the struggles we all go through when we’re in our early 6th century of living.

Content Warnings for instances of violence and gore in this chapter.

i’m so fucking close to just leaving this site forever

this is the last fucking straw, i didn’t even scroll down fully, just a few months

i’ll finish the two raffle prizes and i’m out, i don’t need to be on a site while being constantly afraid to be dicked over by a garbage bot