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he has a little sheep. and he loves her, and finally he can love her and name her mareep without the fear someone is going to take her and use her against him. No one's going to kill his sheep. No one's going to steal her away in the night. Loving his sheep will not hurt him and im so happy he never has to worry about that again

ao3′s orphaning option is cool and a good idea but mostly very fucking funny. i posted this work for fun when i was younger and i still want people to be able to come back to it if they liked it, but now im an adult professional and i dont want it attached to my name. whats the word for that? umm, anonymously posting? no. i want something that indicates i murdered this story’s parents 

technically the story’s parents faked their own death and disappeared to go have an office job, and that’s even funnier