XSPLOSIVE

OP you are the first person I’ve ever encountered whose story vibes are on par with Junji Ito’s

you're telling me a blunt forced this trauma

Y’ALL KNOW WHAT DAY IT IS!!

i hate the term “spinal fluid” it conjures up horrible imagery in my mind

(lightly taps a spigot i have attached to my spinal column) come get y’all juice

We’ve never met and I hope it stays that way

this is the most powerful reply ive ever received 

oh, well then what the FUCK are they???

A natural phenomena that only coincidentally resembles the damned webs of transdimensional ghost spiders.

He doesn’t just approve, James is excited to find out Pikachu’s pronouns!

we live in the best possible version of cyberpunk

this is how people born after 1995 hack. when i started hacking or “phreaking” in the late 80s i would get in the zone by snorting homemade amphetamines & listening to harsh noise cassettes while banging out code for 24+ hour periods on my atari. mostly i would write text-to-speech features into the operating system so the computer said swear words when you double-click. i remember when html was invented i got so frustrated because theres so many greater than and less than signs and you have to put them around everything. in early january of 2001 i changed Google’s header to a gif of a pissing orangutan and the resulting publicity turned the website into a household name 

never have a been more devastated to scroll over a url and see its deactivated who are you ma'am

what if god was one of us…

your man doesn’t have the mental strength to caramelize onions 

your man thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions

do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions

Your man thinks caramelizing onions means putting caramel on onions