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Pokemon Illustrations - Created by Chris Hohl

(And league of legends)

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

They were what now?

Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time. They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

Ok, science is cancelled.

CASSANDRA

Whet

Whæt

I love her so fucking much lol

I love her

I could seriously use this money right now….

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

Ok, this is epic

Okay why is this actually making me very sad

I’m the gay showing up to disrespect the troops

I lost it at “the Needle-dick’s parabola.” 

The split second shot of them screaming in the forest is me as FUCK

gay culture is still playing pokemon go