For people with less than human muses ^w^
Starters directed towards…
“Does it happen every night?”
“Is that why you eat so much meat?”
“How long have you been like this?”
“Do you remember what happens when you… y’know?”
“… Is that why you chased that Frisbee at the park?”
“I knew I heard you bark that one time!”
“Well, that explains why you scratched your ear with your foot yesterday.”
“Y’know I always suspected it. You weren’t exactly subtle.”
“Who’s a good boy/girl/dog?”
“So does a wooden stake through the heart really kill you?”
“Aaaah, that’s what you meant when you said you burn easily!”
“… You aren’t gonna bite my neck, are you?”
“When you said you were drinking the blood of your enemies, I thought you were joking.”
“Well, that explains why you always carry an umbrella.”
“Can you hypnotize people?”
“Can you turn into a bat?”
“Are you always see-through, or can you control that?”
“Can I stick my hand through you?”
“Can you possess people?”
“There’s this person I don’t like, can you go haunt him/her/them?”
“Can I touch your horns?”
“Are you from Hell? Or is that a myth?”
“Were you always a demon?”
“You aren’t a… succubus/incubus are you?”
“I don’t owe you my soul for that money I borrowed, do I?”
“Have you met the devil? What’s he like?”
“Can I make a deal with you? There’s a guy I want to have a bad day.”