XPWEW Friday Night Pyro (7-17-2020)
Channel: VICE TV @ 10PM EST
Location: The Barracks in Los Angeles, California
(Friday Night PYRO Intro)
- THE SET enters accompanying Jake Awesome (in ring gear) who's ready to answer the challenge he accepted that All Woman wanted a 1 on 1 match against him tonight under the stipulation he had both hands tied behind his back during the match which he reluctantly accepted to his chagrin. Some may think All Woman is crazy for challenging the near 7 footer to a match even Halo adorned injured All Man was apprehensive to her challenge but here we go. Ruckus, Myron, Kotto, Jordan, Siaka & Chirssy Rivera all join him outside the ring donning the chain pendants Jake gifted to them last week, shining gleaming 24 karat gold chains .
- All Woman enters confidently and defiantly with a Singapore Cane in her hand and she walks to the ring like a samurai ready for battle with her husband The All Man behind her telling her "You don't have to do this, Please re-think this decision. All Woman doesn't break her staredown with "The Mammoth" and steps in the ring. Referee Kevin Madrox will be officiating this unique contest. Referee Kevin Madrox then presents the rope and ties both wrists of Jake Awesome behind his back and Jake obliges with no issue and even asks Madrox to pull on the rope to test the tightness. Jake even hollers "Fair" across the ring towards All Woman and she remains silent. Jake then turns over to The Set all standing at ringside behind Jake snickering a laugh. All Man is at ringside wearing his Halo back brace.
(On the July 3rd edition of Friday Night Pyro in response to Jake getting The Set's Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil a tag team title shot, He effectively threw All Man off the stage which resulted in a spinal cord injury. That explains why he is in the brace. All Man & All Woman had to relinquish the XPWEW Tag Team Titles last week)
The match begins with Jake playing mind games with All Woman for a brief moment but as soon as the bell rings All Woman whacks Jake Awesome with the cane off his chest and off the top of his back. Jake eats the shots and shakes them off with ease all with a sick smile on his face. She hesitates in shock for a second then starts whacking him at the top of his head. Slowly. Whack. Whack. Whack. Whack and after the fourth stiff shot on the head Jake then big boots All Woman over and knocks her backward. All Woman falls outside the ring, Jake with both hands tied gets a running go and hits a signature Suicide Dive over the top rope with both his hands tied which is an amazing site in it's own right as he floats like a Gisele over the ropes to the floor and connects on All Woman. He then rolls back into which she follows and lays in the corner of the ring, Jake presses his boot into her chin downed in the corner bottom turnbuckle and starts violently stomping her stomach over and over until she starts coughing in agony. At a certain point All Man can't watch his wife get trampled any longer and he gingerly walks up the steps all the while wearing his Halo Neck Brace, He is able to stand up right in the ring. Jake salivates looking at All Man who slowly steps forward up to Jake and Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil of The Set roll in the ring at this point surrounding The All Man. Jordan Oliver runs in and with a pocket knife cuts the rope holding Jake's wrists together. Jake then stares up the All Man's brace. And in one of the most shocking moments in Friday Night Pyro history Jake then grabs the Halo and violently shakes it and shoves All Man over, All Woman from behind goes to attack and Jake hits a devastating clothesline then picks her up for the Awesome Bomb and the 1-2-3. All Woman then starts coughing up blood from her mouth. Such a gripping segment. Jake Awesome is a sick bastard for his actions tonight on the former XPWEW Tag Team Champions.
(Jake Awesome has both hands tied behind his back)
XPWEW International Championship
M1: Jake Awesome (c) (w/ The Set) def. All Woman (w/ All Man)
As The Set walks up the ramp Romeo Roselli walks past them and acts like he's about to deck Awesome but The Set stares him and Romeo sees the numbers game is not in his odds, Romeo then runs down to the ring with the EMTs as they assist All Man and All Woman and give them urgent medical attention after that malicious assault at the hands of the XPWEW International Champion: Jake Awesome (what a insane moment)
Backstage: Doxy Deity is complimenting a woman that we can not see because of the camera angle. "You proved yourself as a solo talent the other night but now it's time to give you that Network TV debut. This is gonna be good y'know for the culture haha Viva La Raza"
M2: Romeo Roselli def. GG
In ring segment: Doxy Deity introduces her new best friend! The 1st ever ABA Women's Champion: Thunder Rosa. Lotus enters the ring and says Thunder Rosa can do all that she wants in the minor leagues but here we shoot for the fence, and I'm the best in this ring and on this mic. Doxy, show me what you got
# 1 Contendership Match for the XPWEW Women's Title at ALL OR NOTHING 2020
M3: Doxy Deity (w/ Thunder Rosa) def. Lotus
The match reaches its climax when Thunder Rosa distracts Mike Chioda giving Doxy a roll up victory in which she uses her feet off the bottom rope for momentum in a classic heel tactic and just like that Doxy is the # 1 contender for the XPWEW Women's Championship
- Vignette: ABA Champion: The Mexican Luchador: El Demonio is coming
Kaitlyn Khoas and Nick Simmonds at the commentary desk inform us tonight! Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce and the winner will face Ruckus for the XPWEW World Heavyweight Title in a match stipulation of their choosing at All or Nothing. But tonight The Set's Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil will be in 6 man tag action against the team Garrett Thompson, The Marauder Simon Gotch & Champagne Clausen! Plus; General Manager Troy Clausen has announced official that at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 there will be a 10 man Case Your Luck Ladder Match
20 Minute Submission Match Challenge
XPWEW Women's Championship on the line
M4: Priscilla Kelly def. Death Machine Audrey Carbine
Nearly the same result as last week's 10 minute challenge, Audrey dominates the majority of the match but this time Priscilla simply outlasts Audrey and after the match Priscilla goes for a handshake but quickly pivots and grabs Audrey's crotch (reminiscent of Mickie James and Trish Stratus at WM22) then slaps Carbine.
- Joe Gacy then comes down and slaps Carbine in the face, Carbine slaps Gacy, Gacy slaps Carbine, Carbine slaps Gacy and they go back and forth forever until the music of THE SET's Jordan Oliver hits
- Jordan Oliver enters with Siaka Lexoni
Siaka Lexoni: Joe Gacy & Audrey Carbine y'all weird, y'all very very very unusual infact but listen everybody move different all I'm saying is you best move out the way because at ALL OR NOTHING. Those vacant XPWEW Tag Team Titles are coming to Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil so you best stay out the way.
- Gacy and Audrey Carbine leave through an exit over the guardrail. They both flip off Juniorweight Champion Jordan Oliver
- Jordan "I've been Juniorweight Champion for 341 days, Can't nobody beat the kid and I'm gonna beat Alveno La Flare for the 341st time right now"
XPWEW Juniorweight Championship
M5: Jordan Oliver (w/ Siaka Lexoni) vs Alveno La Flare ends in a tie when they both can' answer a 10 count from Referee Mike Chioda and thus it's a draw however Jordan Oliver is still the XPWEW Juniorweight Champion
Backstage: James Westerbeck interviews Leonard McGraw
James: "Leonard, You've never fought Golden Bryce one on one. What are your thoughts tonight?"
Leonard: *spits in tobacco cup* "What kind of a STUPID question is that, What do you think my thoughts are James? I wanna win, Golden Bryce loses alot, Well I win a little bit more than I lose, I don't care what happens to Golden Bryce. If anything he needs to go away. All he's done for the last 9 months is piss and moan damn son maybe you was the one that was pregnant that whole time. God damn" *spits in tobacco cup
Backstage: Troy Clausen speaking with Garrett Thompson & Ethan Bedlam in his office
Garrett: Mr. Clausen, Me and Ethan have won 4 straight matches why aren't we involved in the tag team hunt?
Troy: I got a plan, You see on the 26th at ALL OR NOTHING it's gonna be an opportunity. Garrett you got 12% chance of winning the Case Your Luck briefcase. It's going to be Garrett Thompson vs Romeo Roselli vs Champagne Clausen vs Simon Gotch vs Jake Awesome vs Jordan Oliver vs Alveno La Flare & The loser of Leonard McGraw vs Golden Bryce tonight, Those 8 people are going to compete for the Case Your Luck briefcase
Ethan Bedlam: Wait..what about me?
Troy: Bed lump! Yeah Ethan Bed Lump I have a plan for you as well just uh keep watching the vignettes that air on Pyro and that'll be your hint.
- THE SET enters XPWEW World Champ Ruckus with Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil and following them is Jake Awesome, Chrissy Rivera & Siaka Lexoni
- Ethan Bedlam enters with Garrett Thompson
- Champagne Clausen enters
- "The Marauder" Simon Gotch enters with Mandy Leon
M6: The Set (Ruckus, Myron Reed & Kotto Brazil) def. Ethan Bedlam (w/ Garrett Thompson), Champagne Clausen & Simon Gotch (w/ Mandy Leon)
[The fall occurs when Myron Reed hits the Hot Fire on Ethan Bedlam for the 1-2-3
Ruckus post match and sweaty cuts a promo "I AM THE BEST! THE BEST! THE BEST! Been the best since C-Z Dub and put that on THE SET!"
- Ruckus joins commentary with Kaitlyn Khaos & Nick Simmonds. The Set sits around in desk chairs too so it's crowded around the booth (Jake, Jordan, Siaka, Myron, Kotto & Chrissy)
# 1 Contendership Match for Ruckus' XPWEW World Title and will choose the stipulation at ALL OR NOTHING 2020 on July 26th, 2020
M7: Leonard McGraw def. Golden Bryce
(After the match: Leonard McGraw grabs the mic "I've been thinking about what match I was gonna pick all damn week. So I heard you were the best in ring performer right? Your fast? Your quick? Your spry? Your sneaky? Your built to last? Your Duralast? Well you slick sum bitch, All y'all might wanna SET DOWN for this one. Because at ALL R NOTHING, that's a damn catchy name because you can't run and hide in this one. You versus Me. July 26th. Do you got what it takes to go Sixty Minutes? Well do ya? Do ya you yellow bellied sum bitch? Leonard McGraw versus Ruckus at All or Nothing in an Ironman match. I'll see you there you short prick.) Show ends