Innocent Inkbrush of Death

From the media that brought you "Millennials are killing [insert industry here]" articles for years and years and years, now we have....

i need data for a statistics project for school, so be my sample data, worms. i need thirty people minimum so if there aren't enough voters yet i'd love if you could help. thank you very much. worms.

a lot of posts about talking to strangers on my dash currently so for my personal enjoyment i am going to describe my Tourism Strategy. wander into a cafe or bookstore or museum or somewhere you would probably go to anyway. browse. maybe buy a little treat. then say to the employee "I'm visiting [city], would you tell me what you think is the one thing I should see before I leave?"

Some time ago, I dreamt that an Italian man turned into a cat had to prove he wasn’t a regular cat by cooking a pot of tomato sauce in front of baffled residents of the house. He struggled, due to cats not having opposable thumbs, and the verdict was that the sauce sucked but it was indeed weird a cat cooked anything at all

Imagine Dottie as a horse girl but replace horse with seals.

It’s Jacksepticeye’s Birthday Today!!🎉🎂