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Buck: People who know me call me Buck. So to answer your question, you're even worst.

Margaret: Madeleine you don't feel the same way, do you?

THE heated rivalry edit! NSFW

Buck: Tommy broke up with me.

Eddie, internally: Okay, this is awkward. What do I say? "Fuck, I'm so sorry," or, "It must be hard for you"...

Eddie: Fuck, I'm so hard for you.

Buck: What?

Penelope: "What did you do when you were 'dead' and in Paris?"

Emily: "...cooking, reading... definitely not questioning my life choices and yearning for someone I can't have."

Penelope: "That is... oddly specific"

gibbs: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.

everyone:

tim: ...i did. i broke it.

gibbs: no. no you didn't. tony?

tony: don't look at me. look at ziva.

ziva: what?! i didn't break it.

tony: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

ziva: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

tony: suspicious.

ziva: no, it's not!

jimmy: if it matters, probably not, but abby was the last one to use it.

abby: liar! i don't even drink that crap!

jimmy: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

abby: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jimmy!

tim: okay let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, gibbs.

gibbs: no! who broke it!?

everyone:

jimmy: gibbs... tony's been awfully quiet.

tony: really?!

*everyone starts arguing*

gibbs, being interviewed: i broke it. i burned my hand so I punched it.

gibbs: i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

gibbs:

Emily: Divorce him, abandon your kids and marry me