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Putting the term "Catholic guilt" on a high shelf where fandom can't reach it until everyone learns how to identify characters who are very very clearly coded as Protestant.

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

Call Me Maybe is so deep actually. If ‘before you came into my life I missed you so bad’ was sufjan Stevens, tumblrinas would have gotten it tattooed on their ribs in typewriter font.

It’s always “dance for me, jester” “tell me a joke, jester” “amuse me, jester” and never “please me carnally, jester” this court is a fucking prison

I went to stupid bitch island and everybody knew you

well why were YOU there huh