LOVE.

Doors open at 8. All Democrat ladies get in free till 10pm.

Republicans $45

I love you all

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if ur girlfriend or ur boyfriend don't get on ur ass about school and shit then they ain't for u.

Better fuck with me now because the price going up.

I actually think this was pretty responsible. Rather than banning it outright, which would result in kids wanting to rebel even more, she offers it in her home where she can control the amount people drink. Good on ya, Mrs George. You’re a cool mom.

She also offered her daughter a condom when she was hooking up with a guy instead of freaking out and kicking the guy out of the house.

It’s kinda funny how she is simultaneously an out-there parent, yet not a bad one. She might actually understand that her daughter is a anger-ridden teenager who can’t be easily controlled and restricted, so instead of telling her what she can’t do, she tries to guide her to a safer decision. I’m not saying I’m 100% cool with how she executes it, but hey, not a bad parent when you think about it. 

next up on tumblr: psychoanalysing the mean girls mother.

someone fall in love with me I’m gettin impatient

Omg the secret is out

Ask urself after was it worth it

I’m just a soft black girl tryna make it through each day without crying tbh

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What is this and why wasn’t I invited

im in the elmo suit

Elmo fuckin it UUUPPPPPP!!!!!