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me: I've got an ace up my sleeve
me: *slowly pulls smirking asexual out of my enormous sleeve*

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person: god dang it
god: IT HAS BEEN DANGED
@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…
Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled
This is as pure as it gets. (via Filth800)
u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

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uh oh!
uh oh!
millie is great
when you make one of your oc’s hella smart but then suddenly don’t know how you’re going to write them bc you’re a fucking dumbass

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Contract Girls
when you’re in a rp and it doesn’t even make chronological sense for those two characters to be interacting
When you keep going because the thread turns out to be lit
Human skeletons displayed with a snake skeleton, representing Laocoön and his sons, a preparation by Josef Hyrtl, Wellcome Images, ca. 1929
Hatchlings dart out of it, greeting them excitedly and inciting chaos. Toothless is overwhelmed by their manic picking and scratching. Cloudjumper balks and sends them scattering. {x}

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this panel from tails gets trolled is genuinely a level of expressive that i am constantly TRYING to achieve with my own art i’ve always been so genuinely stricken by this panel and how such a crude drawing managed to be so expressive and so strongly evocative of a very specific emotion
So I bought the first Animal Crossing for Gamecube and I forgot how truly ridiculous it was.
I asked my villager Stu if he needed any favors, and he said that he lent his glasses case to Aurora and needed it back. So I go to Aurora and ask to pick up the item to which she replies that Monique came up and snatched it from her. I go to Monique who tells me that Belle told her she needed it and to go yell at her. I travel to Belle who says that she forgot the glasses case wasn’t hers and she let Tad borrow it. SOOO I find Tad’s house and see him walking into it. I enter his house and proceed to get lectured about having a bee sting. Tad apparently gets so worked up about the fact that I won’t tell him why I was walking around shaking trees in the first place that he becomes furious, tells me I deserved to get stung, and refuses to talk to me. I had to leave his house and go do other shit for awhile before I came back and finally got the glasses case. I go back to Stu who gives me an entire bed for my troubles.
Anyways they should remaster this game