今日はhave a nice day

once I tried to explain "little meow meow" to a friend and latter he's like "what was that thing you said? little boo boo kitty fuck"?

add another clove of garlic im not driving

if i listen to the same song 100 times its not bc i want to stream its bc im mentally ill hope this helps

diversity win: this anime woman is over the age of 25

wtf was the keyboard command to reblog w/o opening the whole fukcin reblog screen.. i thought it was ctrl or alt but…. 

actually does xkit still work 

*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me

The clothes are not clean or dirty but a secret third thing (on the chair)

do drugs jack off kill yourself then wake up in the morning and have a cup of cawfie n eat some cigarettes

Both are so accurate

if i was a frog and you were a frog would you let me be a guest on your lily pad yes or no