•× Henry Bøwers ו

Hi bitches. Names Bowers, Henry Bowers. I aint here to play, just to answer some dumb ass questions or whatever you pansies are wanting to know bout me thanks to @patrick-hockstettter the fucking retard.

Heres the rule if you want me to stay on here:

• tell my dad that I am on here and I will delete my account.

Fuck you !

(Tord from Eddsworld ↑)

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You are wasting your time and my time with this question 🫩

(just curious, no one gives you a sibling)

I don't want a sibling. I might have one because my ma left me when I was seven, so...

(don't say losers meat!)

Hmm... Well this is personal. Haha.

I honestly don't cook much. In my house it's what you get, either stale cereal or freezer burned chicken. Sometimes there's McDonald's or something.

I rarely eat if my old man forgets to feed me but I don't care.

My favorite food is a baloney sandwich with mustard though. Soooo good.

Depends what my old man has laying around. There could be a box on the coffee table or in a forgotten pair of pants.

No, too manly. I'm into blonde, thin waist, big titties and big ass and knows how to suck real good

Hmmm, my old taught me poker growing up. Earned some money by bets. So poker I guess

I actually listen to this band that's named after a fucking vegetable called corn or something... I kinda relate to most of their songs, so yeah I guess. Music is just music.

Here's my favorite song:

I rarely get to see Clint ever since my old man and him got into this huge fight. But, growing up when thingz were sorta okay, I looked up to my grandad. He was smart, knew a lot, but eventually, things turned. Real bad. Fights constantly between them, blood here and there, insults... I think he's crazy, probably worse than—

Wait what?? How?! WHO TOLD HIM?! SHIT-

That fucking Jew? He is almost as weak as the wheezy bitch, but he seems less... Gay, I guess. I fucking hate how he thinks he's so smart and shit because he knows too much. Pisses me off, but not as much as the rest, honestly.