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Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

you are smart. you are loved. you are not crazy. aliens are real. your coworker loves you. 

there’s a boat stuck in a canal.

the boat is now free

you are smart. you are loved. you are not crazy. aliens are real. your coworker loves you. 

there’s a boat stuck in a canal.

Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

find a dessicated corpse under some floorboards that’s wearing your exact outfit. feel self-conscious about it.

Discover a couple living in the house who look a lot like Ed Asner and Lily Tomlin. Get unsolicited psychoanalysis. Question your life choices.

Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

you hang out with your coworker on new year’s eve. she saves you from zombies. you break your arm and kiss her in a hospital waiting room as the clock strikes midnight. neither of you mention it later.

Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

find a dessicated corpse under some floorboards that’s wearing your exact outfit. feel self-conscious about it.

Abandon your plans for Christmas Eve. Go to a haunted house with your coworker. Try to kill him for trying to kill you. Go to his apartment after. Exchange gifts.

find a dessicated corpse under some floorboards that’s wearing your exact outfit. feel self-conscious about it.

fall in love with your alien baby baby mama