Moments of Symmetry

the reason usa birth rates going down is because we have a whole generation of women whose sexual awakening was Sans undertale and none of the men want to wear jorts and drink ketchup and go Er er er

I'm the original Oguri cap

how to stop feeling like the weird kid in the back of class who messes with matches and doesn’t know how to play correctly

your name is maia

Deltarune Chapter 6

not to come on too strong but I've been fantasizing about napping with you ever since we first met

The most basic, intractable fact about mental illnesses is that you simply cannot willpower your way out of them. The only exceptions to this rule are the ones I have, which continue to disable me due to lack of determination and other grave personal flaws

americans are so stupid "oh it's 90 degrees out!" just lie down and you'll be at the same angle idiot. that's how maths works