Sorreyy my pradas at the CLEANERS along with my hoodie and my fuckyou flipflops you PRETENTIOUS DOUCHEBAG

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

[woman who won't stop posting Guernica voice] guess the mood today ladies

you'll never guess today's motif

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

Seriously i do not want to suck that pussy right now 🛑 stop bothering me

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

Evil wizard tasteful pin-up magazine but it's all photos of like, skinny old goths coyly fingering cursed amulets, long-bearded sorcerers doing the 'oopsie' pose as their corrosive destruction spell destroys enough of their own robes to show some skin, naked desiccated lich king positioning his staff of human skulls just so it leaves something to the imagination, dark knights in full armor just holding their soul-eating blades out in front of their codpieces, orc chieftain who did not understand the assignment and is posing with a monster he killed like one of those guys-with-fish photos. Or maybe he DID understand the assignment. Hmm.