I don't get out much

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

image: cropped caption of a tiktok. "POV: you're a content creator and your kids can now sense when a sweet moment is about to become content...and immediately shut you down 😂". end ID.

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

comics are the greatest thing in the whole world too bad they require blood sacrifice to make

every couple of years there's a new superhero movie that will have many people telling you "no I know marvel is bad but this one is different, it's really good!" stay vigilant. it's gonna be bad

hey. dont cry. 566 california condors, okay? 369 free flying.[1] it's gonna be okay.

for the record, in 1987 there were 27. [2] things can get better.

HEY. DONT CRY. 607 CALIFORNIA CONDORS, OKAY? 392 FREE FLYING. [3]

i recently found out what the * * * that sometimes separates parts of a text is called and youre never gonna fucking believe it

I genuinely can't get over Booktok users confessing that they skip all of the prose and only read dialogue, and then in the same breath they tell authors to stop using big words because it's ableist? Actually I think you don't know words because you do not read but yeah sure

What gets me is they posted this *after* looking up the definition. So they know how easy it is to just take five seconds to look up a word you don’t know. And yet instead of going “yay I learned a new word” they still felt the need to complain.

Turning dog gravity off so they all get whisked away