Ooop ok time to jerk off

hey man I found a piece of your soul stuck in the text messages of old friends you don’t speak to anymore. do you want it back

do you ever feel yourself slowly losing your current hyperfixation but you’re not particularly interested in anything else rn so you have nothing to fill that void and ur just bored and ready for death

This is uncomfortably accurate

i feel so called out rn

it’s mental health awareness week! i am aware of my mental health and it’s terrible how do i stop being aware of it

Always strive to be the baddest bitch in the lidl vegetable section

Is no one else seriously freaked out by that mold? No? Just me, then?

wiki article about the mold

LOVE that mold!

I can sleep again knowing that The Elephant’s foot is weak to Kalashnikovs

I love that mold because humans made a mess we have no idea how to clean up and barely five years later we discover an entirely new kind of fungus that’s just… eating it. Radiation levels are going down much faster than any of our models could predict, this stuff hasn’t been found anyplace else in the world…

But y’all just wanna cut the trees huh!