Wait,what?

Here in Magic the Gathering, we have a variety of dragons that include but are not limited to:

I'm losing it at this Area 51 coverage

Part 2

New goddess idea: She’s an earth goddess of the new age who’s domain is spinning and weaving, but specifically spinning and weaving gigantic structural steel cables for construction and other industrial purposes. Her skin is steel grey and hard to the touch and her hair is like long dredlocks of woven steel. She laughs at shitty architecture deigns that will fall apart if actually built and protects well-made bridges and buildings she likes. She might warn you of unforseen danger if you always wear your proper PPE.

O’sha. 

I’m just gonna…. put this here…..

You know how you occassionally find a nugget of gold on this hellsite? Found one.

I’m so glad that there is a small portion of the MtG Tumblr fandom who will now die on the inside at the simple mention of

All credit for unearthing this cursed text goes to @bad-mtg-novels and you should visit their blog if you feel like having a bad time but I feel compelled to spread this curse myself because not enough people have suffered:

This is why Nahiri was mad at Sorin

Fun fact: This scene is from an art project called Shrek Retold, in which the movie Shrek was re-created, scene by scene, by over 200 artists of all varying levels of talent, and it’s freely available on youtube.