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Plague doctors are so funny. Imagine being a dying peasant and fucking spy vs spy shows up and tells you “I literally can not cure you”

They are all free to read with Applegate’s permission on the animorphs website!

Oh yeah babey

im so tired of everything i want everyone to start dressing like freaks n club kids n teens on talk shows in the 90s bc their parents are worried theyre going to hell for being goth. fuck minimalism fuck instagram fuck most fashion if you dont look like a clown go to hell im not kidding. you boring bitch.

we should all be wearing some level of costume at all time. you wanna look like a 50s soul singer good. you wanna look like an early 1900s miner do that. you wanna look like an alien do that. just wanna look like a wild motherfucker do that im just. if you wear a t shirt n jeans fuck you. put something cool on. a metalic blazer. a happy birthday hat that you just always wear. boots that have plastic bugs glued to them. but no bowties

Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just got her baby to sleep and the flight attendants are all whispering and the person next to me pulled out a fucking BLENDER Id go absolutely fucking apeshit

Just saw an ad for a portable blender that you charge like a phone and it was like “take it anywhere!” and showed someone using it on a dark plane and let me tell you if I were on an overnight flight and the lady two rows up just got her baby to sleep and the flight attendants are all whispering and the person next to me pulled out a fucking BLENDER Id go absolutely fucking apeshit