Welcome To My Trashcan, enjoy the trash

Linocut in progress, mirrored for your viewing pleasure. Art energy is all being thrown at the resistance here in Minnesota because we are literally under attack.

Most of my friends are aware that I do this, and will back me up in conversations without batting an eye when I reference my daughter. And the best part is that they literally never drop the story. They just 100% all the time accept that I have a two-year-old adopted daughter. The fact that she happens to be a sheep is an unimportant detail, not worth mentioning until an anecdote gets too weird to plausibly be about a human toddler.

Which actually takes much longer than you’d think, since human toddlers apparently have absolutely zero sense. “She bites if you stop paying attention to her” is believable, “she tries to eat rocks out of the landscaping” is believable, “she stuck her head through a fence and couldn’t get out” is believable. “She jumped a five foot fence and came screaming back into the house through the dog door when I left her outside in the pasture” does get some strange looks, though usually not for the right reason.

Occasionally the joke gets turned around on me, though. I posted a picture on my not-tumblr blog of her wearing my glasses, and every comment was “Oh my gosh she looks just like you!!!” “I would never have known she was adopted If you hadn’t told me!!” “Are you sure that’s not an old picture of you?!”

So apparently this is what I look like:

IDK where I'm going with this, but I had a vision of their parallel that instead of Breakdown, it was Knockout, you feel me? 😍⁉️⁉️

PLEASE do a lore drop on your TFES AU human/ mecha suit Soundwave

The story sounds really interesting>:)

Soo I guess in a short synopsis; Soundwave joined the military pretty young cuz they didn’t really have too many choices to go, but they were then chosen to work for G.H.O.S.T. cuz they were a great candidate to be tested and trained to become a mecha pilot and thus became sort of a spy among cybertronians; and they were fed a ton of lies and stories about them over time so Soundwave thought they all kinda sucked, but much to Ghost’s dismay they actually end up liking them 🙄 dips out pretty much with their mecha so Ghost has a grudge towards them (but that happens later)… that’s what I have so far tho 😛