they're good dogs, brent.

“I could fix him” “I could make worse” well I can make pasta :)

What the fuck who drinks that

it’s such a perfectly bonkers order because like, most unusual orders are maximalist and sugary but this one just combines the most basic drink with the most incongruous little add-on. it’s the order of a simple, regular man who has something wrong with him

[Video: a construction worker shoveling dirt as children on the other side of the fence yell “YAY!” every time dirt is moved.]

Need me a squad like this

Grey shirt had me feelin things

im def the guy in the plaid shirt lol 

Oh this was great

I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.

@suranas

A bloodbath