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I might. We’ll see how keen on more lives I’d like to ruin today. Give me some people you’re dying to know about and I’ll see what my sources tell me.

Of course I do. It’s precious when you all think you can hide things from me. Nothing stays hidden forever, darlings. @travisrose & @its-adriana-lopez we all know you are the prime examples of poor decisions but it’s very peculiar to me that you’re talking about having a baby so publicly but you’re so quiet about the facts that you got married. Now we all know Travis’ history of being married, and I’m going to just say right now that men don’t change, sweetheart. Wasn’t the divorce just finalized. Ugh.

Well now everyone knows this amazing mistake you all made instead of your family. Remember, I know everything. You’re going to have to try real harder if you want to slip something past me. And it’s only a little suspicious that you’re not telling everyone - no offense.

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You do realize that people can have more than one fuck buddy right? And also, having someone you can screw that’s a roommate is just convenient, of course Tommy and Blaine are sleeping together more. Maybe there can be a nice threesome on the horizon, yeah?

Russell Fabray honestly. At least we know he probably won’t drop dead from all the stress.

Frankly I don’t think anyone wants the Lynn family around, but that’s just my opinion. The Lynn children like to pretend that they can make up for the fact their parents don’t love them by pretending to love each other. Luckily the true colors are coming forward with every passing day. 

No one forces anyone to stay in Lima. Frankly, I would’ve stayed gone. Toodles.

They're definitely just as shady as the Fabray family. Another marriage where the man just can't keep his hands to himself. However, we never really found out what the actual truth is about this and as far as we all know Pamela's drinking was the real mass destruction of their marriage. Such a shame really. There was so much potential for the Anderson family to rule this town if they could just keep their lives in order. I’m just curious to see which parental traits each kid learns. It’ll be fun to watch them be completely miserable and alone due to it.

That’s exactly what I’m thinking. Their relationship is not going to last. At all. It’s really cute that they think being two messy bitches running away together would be a smart move. It’s pathetic honestly. The only thing that’s going to happen here is that they’re both going to come back utterly alone, and be utterly alone with all those bridges burned before they left. So bad, so sad.

Anyone who has lived in Lima for like ever knows everything about the Fabray family. Russell and Judy were always the perfect couple, and they started to reproduce the perfect children. Church every Sunday, charities, just everything you could imagine. When Russell Fabray took on the role as Mayor of Lima, everyone thought Lima would be going up. Working with his right hand people of Henry Wilde and Daniela Lynn only meant that Lima was in the perfect hands.

Not only were Russell and Judy perfect but so were their kids. Until they weren’t. Five beautiful blonde children all eager to really push the white picket fence lifestyle. Until they weren’t anymore. Some of the kids started disappearing of different reasons, and soon it was just Quinn and Jason at home. Their pride and joys. The Princess and Golden Boy always happy to hold their dad and mom up on the pedestal that they set for themselves.

It wasn’t behind closed doors, but we all know Russell really wasn’t loyal to Judy. Affairs took place in his office at Lima Memorial Hall, traces of it hidden by Henry and Daniela. Judy found solace in her alcohol.

Rumor has it that Russell also isn’t father of the year, but honestly, when you have so many sinning children, what’s a good Christian man to do? Hopefully still be able to keep his spot as Mayor, that’s what.

A fantastic question. Do I think anyone will? Absolutely not. It’s like New Years resolutions. Everyone is so happy to say they’re going to do them and then they fall off the wagon a few months later. Now I’m sure all those I’ve exploited are working towards bettering themselves, but let’s be honest. No one will be changing. In fact I high anticipate most of them to get worse. I’m certainly glad I’m none of their parents but I’d wish I left them in a bathroom somewhere.

In the meantime, let’s talk about you all. Do we have any dirty details you want to share? Something I should be on the lookout for? Slide it to me. Or if you have any questions, you know I’m an open book.

You all are never happy, hm? Fine. I’ll spill the deets on baby Chang. @felixiechang this one is for you.

It’s certainly hard being a member of the Chang family. With the pressure of the world weighing down on your shoulders it’s no wonder that every member of the Chang family is practically miserable and desperate to be loved. The difference is Felix is desperate to be loved by one person and that person is his father.

Mr. Chang was always tough, expecting nothing short of perfection from his daughter and sons and Felix seems to have taken it the hardest.

But no matter how much he works, nothing is good enough and he’s certainly doing his best. So much that adderall has become his best friend keeping him afloat so he can keep up with everything. Here’s the thing though, Felix. That’ll never be good enough. You may be just good enough to keep your siblings proud, but how proud are they going to be knowing you’re abusing a substance to keep afloat?

No wonder your father sees no point in being proud - the impending crash of it all will be outstanding.

A girl named Scarlett decided that being a rebel was a lot of fun growing up, which seems to be the tactic that most of the Lynn family seem to have done. So while her little brother was drowning in alcohol, she decided to drown herself in alcohol and drugs as well. This only occurred because she picked a winner of a partner, and to say the least their relationship was less than ideal. After a night of losing her virginity, Scarlett found the big news that she was pregnant. And well, when you date a lowlife who depends on drugs and alcohol we all know what that outcome is. How’s that regret taste, Scarlett?

And Elena, Elena, Elena. Everyone always wondered how you ended up in Lima, Ohio of all places after the coziness of London, and well it took some digging but I found out. While people think you’re probably on the verge of being pathetic here, it must have been a lot worse at home where even your parents wouldn’t give you the light of day. You found your solace in drugs. Buying, selling, using. And what was the outcome? So you could ditch your brother and family and come to Lima of all places? Must really hurt now that your brother is here... all those memories flooding back of how no one really cared.

You know, I take it back. Maybe you both are perfect for each other.

Patience is a virtue which you evidently lack. If you’re not patient I’m not feeding the food.

Weirder than them being blonde and British? Which one are you curious about the most? I can cook up a little something, something.

There is a lot to say about the Puckerman dad that would make many people’s skin crawl that even I don’t normally like talking about it. Not only was he a shitty father, but he is a beggar and cheat. They all have little bits and pieces of their sperm donor in them, which means they could end up being absolute disgraces. Do any of them have children? Maybe so if that’s what you’re referencing. Do any of them go back to ex-partners and destroy them even further while milking all their money worth? Probably not. You’re going to have to be more specific, darling. The Puckerman family is a cesspool of disgust and disgrace. 

Besides the fact that one literally murdered two people and one is a cheat that’s truly as shady as it comes. How are they both not punished for these crimes? What more do you want to know? Are you asking about Scarlett or Isabella?