fab-you-lose

no offence but do i look like i understand anything

WOW STOP

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

This is so sweet I cried

WOW STOP

when ur mom works hard so you give her a break

This is so sweet I cried

god put me on this world and said “let this dumbass roam”

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

Kind of like a butthole!

thanks

just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

Kind of like a butthole!

thanks

Why are straight people like this

So…. which is which……

i can’t stop laughing thinking about how opaque and incomprehensible this would be if u encountered it while dissociating

anyone who thinks the left one is the ladies room has never met a man

So I guess you choose which one to go in based on if you want a silent bathroom experience or to make smalltalk? 

There are only two genders: Introvert and Extrovert

I hate how the stereotype is that dolphins are good and sharks are evil, when dolphins are so smart that they have the capacity for evil but sharks are simple fish who can only be true neutral, so even if a minority of dolphins are evil there are still more evil dolphins than sharks

quality marine philosophy discourse