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A Surprise Pride and Prejudice Engagement

(Note: This isn’t me)

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See? This is a tailor-made proposal. Not some “big screen of basketball game nonsense. This person took into account his girlfriend’s pastimes and favourite things in the world, knew how close to the family she was and engineered the perfect engagement proposal, without a doubt managing to make sure this would please her (surely her mother and sisters would know).

This is how you do big gestures.

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This is so awesome I can’t even.

Also, the look on her face as she came into the house. Hehehehehehe!

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STILL THE MOST ADORABLE THING EVER

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🥺

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The Decoy Bride (2011)

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David Tennant being ridiculously attractive in The Decoy Bride

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endless list of favorite movies: the decoy bride (2011)

This is where you tell me I’m just one chapter, not a whole book. To my new wife. A chapter can be a book.

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a chapter can be a book

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Dear people of Tumblr,

Are you simply bored and looking for something to watch?

Or are you an author trying to find a new trope for your OTP?

Then I have just the movie for you!

This movie includes an accidental marriage:

Someone almost drowning but making fun of it later:

An awkward and relatable main character:

The two main characters being locked in a room and deciding to get drunk because they hate each other (enemies to friends to lovers trope anyone 😉):

The most beautiful and romantic scene involving a deaf, elderly couple:

And of course, simply the fact that David Tennant is wearing THIS:

Wanna know what this wonderful RomCom is called?

The Decoy Bride (2011)

So go ahead, try it out!

Just think of all the wonderful fanfictions that could be made based off of this amazing movie. Just imagine your OTP in this plot. Isn’t it brilliant?

Trust me, you won’t regret this.

(no photo or gif used is mine. all belong to owner.)

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Jo Davidson being happy <3 (kate’s version)

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if u need me i’ll be in my vicky + kelly simp era for the foreseeable

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Kelly MacDonald promoting Puzzle (2018)

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GIRI/HAJI - 1x02

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It is the truth.

GIRI/HAJI - 1x02

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We have no choice but to stan a queen 💪❤️👑

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Killing abusive husbands when there is no recourse, on. But killing people skipping military service? I hope she was selective.

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No, no, no... she wasn't poisoning thrm, she was giving them a "potion" that would make them appear very ill for a while so that they would be eligible for skipping military service.

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Ho! Much better indeed!

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*shouting over my shoulder* it’s the fucking chocolate guy again!!

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fucking chocolate guy!!

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