science, biatch

jk rowling, updating the harry potter series for the modren era: this is dabby the house elf! he smokes weed

aint no condoms in my wallet girl those are ramen noodle flavor packets 

tag your superbowl spoilers

Tom Brady dies

im screeaming out of my ears

act a fool girls

I didn’t even press play and I knew this was gonna be good! 😂😂

how does ellen degeneres’ wife ever fuck her like. u close ur eyes for a second and thats dory telling u shes gonna raw ur ass all the way to 42 wallaby way sydney

i love being called baby more than my actual name

Anonymous asked: Hi! I just collapsed on the floor due to dehydration. do you know what I should do? Love you, thanks!

Fog… God’s vape

Let The Textbook Say Fuck