TPOT 23 - 25 FiveThree Angstslop Headcanons
being unable to draw rn is emotionally boiling me alive GRRRRRR instead im headcanoning so much about fivethree im gonna manifest it into tpot 23 - 25
the planet five went to is actually a very lush and dense forest with an incredibly dangerous ecosystem (think the amazon but the whole planet is the amazon) but thanks to his observability and planning skills, he manages to make it a home and turns one of the trees into a personal treehouse
during his time alone, he spent the decade and nearly a half making emergency plans on what to do if one found him on this planet. he then branched these plans into a plan where he goes on the offensive and figures out how to steal the power away from her or how he could lure her into a trap and potentially incapacitate her, even if it was for a little bit
his anger issues only worsen because of the absence of three. every day he's reminded of what one did to three, and how if he had just- acted, instead of uselessly yelling at her, three wouldn't be chronically suffering. but alas, he continues to live with the reality that he could not help the love of his life his best friend even in their final moments together, and he can only continue hoping that the hug he gave her before they parted ways was enough to show her how much she still meant to him despite everything that happened to her
at some point five started spiraling and made replicas of three's ball as well as three herself in the form of crude plushies, the loneliness already taking a huge toll on him especially with the environment he chose to deal with when he landed on this planet
im gonna be super evil and also headcanon that one would notice how depraved five is of three's companionship and make some sort of three decoy to lure him out not only so she can get to him without him using whatever plan he has against her but also probably because she thinks he's incredibly weird for making plushies of three and wants to taunt him over it
maybe she'd feel a little extra and tear one of the plushies in front of him to really rub it in how he did NOTHING to help three when three needed him most
I also like to think that ... maybe... since one knows five cares A LOT about three, she thinks she can use him as an obligatory right hand algebralien and promise him that she will actually fix three for him and reunite them both if he helps her find the other algebraliens
and considering how much anger and hatred five has for her (built up over a decade and nearly a half mind you) he'd probably throw the whole deal back in her face and actually call her out on how manipulative she's being, using three as a tool rather than as a goal, calling her a monster even
five and one 1v1 maybe happens it would be so awesome even if five has a huge disadvantage
five loses and gets absorbed by one like how nine did ... OR he escapes because he had this exact scenario planned and flees to a completely different planet... maybe even to wherever the hell one kicked the moon
I NEED ME A FIVETHREE REUNION JNJ PLEAAASEEEE ok my angstslop is over. sorry if the writing is doo doo i just rlly needed to get these ideas out there