bostongirl

I really like the second half of this post

What if it bites me and it dies?

that means you’re poisonous. jesus christ, nate, learn to read.

What if it bites itself and I die?

It’s voodoo.

What if it bites me and someone else dies?

That’s correlation, not causation.

what if we bite each other and neither of us die

that’s kinky

oh my god

this is still my favorite text post collaboration ever

I haven’t seen this post in like 3 years

IT’S BACK IT’S STILL ACTIVE

Dude I remember this post back when I didn’t even have Tumblr. This is great.

This legendary post… on MY dash? Dang.

I can’t believe it’s on MY FEED

cockwarming is so hot. like the image of just staying inside someone while we watch a movie or something, watching and feeling them try to ignore the feeling of my filling them...then it’d only get more fun when I start to push into them and tease them just to see how much I can do before they’re unable to focus on what we were doing and just start whining for me to fuck them 💛

Thinking lately about fucking someone to sleep, just me pressed up against their back, sliding slowly into them, nice and deep, and sliding slowly out again. Over and over. All the while one of my hands is gently stroking their cheek as the other holds them tight against me. My mouth pressed to their ear as I whisper that they are safe, that all they need to do is let the gentle rythym of my thrusts and the soft lilt of my voice and the tender touch of my hand lull them into slumber, and maybe they’ll wake up with me still inside them, unable to stop myself even as they fade into blissful sleep.

His tongue danced, flickers and swirls as she wraps her legs around his head….

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

Elves are flat-earthers

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

This post really was a rollercoaster.

for elves it was a straight line

Do I date tall people???? Just so they can always see me from my best angle?????? Or is that just a bonus for them?????

idk. how tall are you? cause that’ll tell you why you date tall people

I’m 5'2

you date tall people cause everyone is taller than you