80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes

Obi-Wan is like I got the kids in the divorce. They aren't even my kids. Or my divorce

its funny to me in star wars how getting scammed by a fake mystic healer is actually a perfectly understandable thing to have happen to since actual mystic healers do exist but were all forced into hiding or exile, whereas in real life where it's kind of embarrassing if you get scammed by a someone claiming to be a mystic healer

it'd be more like getting scammed by a fake radiologist because a few years prior the actual radiologists were declared enemies of the state in every country and were purged from all public life and forced underground