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the return of hope & appendices

The Return of Hope (complete, 25/25, 96,516, T, reyrose, finnpoe, skyrissian + others, no archive warnings apply)

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.... STAR WARS Episode IX The Return of Hope After narrowly escaping from Crait with their lives, the remaining members of the brave RESISTANCE seek help on Bespin. As the threat of the First Order rises with their new SUPREME LEADER, the fate of the galaxy lies with Rey and Finn. To find what it takes to end the new tyrannical regime, the two friends must discover new things about their pasts....

Like a ray of sun burning through my darkest night (WIP, 3/5, 18,966, T, skyrissian, hanleia, no archive warnings apply)

As the Millennium Falcon makes her way to Cloud City, Lando Calrissian reminisces his relationship with Luke Skywalker: how they met, fell in love, got married, and had a daughter - and how all of that was taken away from them. Prequel to The Return of Hope

Your eyes so full of wonder (complete, 1,266, G, skyrissian, lando & rey & luke, no archive warnings apply)

Parenting a thirteen-month-old is hard. Especially when said thirteen-month-old is Force sensitive.

A Cold (complete, 702, G, skyrissian, lando & rey & luke, no archive warnings apply)

“Daddy? Papa?” came a tiny voice from the doorway. “I don't feel so good.” ~..~ Rey gets sick in the middle of the night.

Stay (complete, 495, G, skyrissian, lando & rey & luke, no archive warnings apply)

Luke has a duty, but leaving his family is never easy.

Behind a closed door (complete, 1,100, M, skyrissian, reyrose, no archive warnings apply)

People keep having sex in the Falcon's cockpit, and for some reason Han just keeps walking in on them. Press F to pay respects for Han's poor corneas.

star wars pride

The most unexpected and wonderful things (complete, 3,322, T, skyrissian, hanleia, chewie/maz, no archive warnings apply)

Luke gets lost in his first Pride parade in years, but ends up running into the most gorgeous man he has ever met, Lando Calrissian - who incidentally is also the guy Han meant to set him up with.

We could be bigger and brighter than space (complete, 3,328, T, reyrose, skyrissian, finnpoe, no archive warnings apply)

30 years after the Pride Parade in which her fathers met, Rey is going to introduce her significant other, Rose, to the family. What she didn't think of was how dramatic her family could get.

Things change (but some things never do) (complete, 3,093, T, skyrissian, reyrose, finnpoe, no archive warnings apply)

Rose inadvertedly helps Lando figure out things about himself that he has been wondering about for a good while.

babysitters au

Galaxy's best babysitters (complete, 1,327, G, ahsoka & rex, no archive warnings apply)

Ahsoka and Rex are being hunted. Thankfully their pursuers are very small and not that dangerous... at least yet.

Trapped (complete, 2,807, G, obi-wan/rex, rex & skywalker twins & lando & han, no archive warnings apply)

Rex is alone on babysitting duty, when an unknown ship appears. With no time to make an escape, Rex devises the only plan he can think of. Booby-trapping their ship.

calrissian-skywalker-djarin adventures

Fates Intertwined (complete, 3,940, T, mandoskyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

While on a quest to recover lost Jedi lore with his partner Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker senses a mysterious call from the planet Tython. Who is calling for him and why?

Something More to It (complete, 3,337, T, mandoskyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

It's not as if Lando and Luke agreed to be exclusive. And yet that doesn’t stop Lando from feeling a nasty twinge of jealousy every time he sees Luke with Din Djarin, the Mandalorian whose kid Luke is now training in the ways of the Force, or when Luke talks about him. But is it jealousy after all though?

year of the skyrissian 2023 (can be read separately)

What happens in the Caribbean... (complete, 994, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

“Tell me, Luke,” he said, a coy smile playing on his lips, making a point of using the lad’s first name, “have you ever kissed a man?”

New Plans For Valentine's (complete, 457, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

“Lando,” Luke interrupted with a laugh, “if I kiss you, will you shut up?”

Forever (complete, 720, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando and Luke are hunting down an assassin, and they really have to have a serious talk after several years. It's been a while since they've last been alone together.

A Peaceful(-ish) Morning (complete, 970, G, skyrissian, lando & luke & rey & kadara, no archive warnings apply)

There is finally peace everywhere in the galaxy… except for the Calrissian-Skywalker lake house where two five-year-old girls have decided to wake up their fathers at the crack of dawn.

stand-alone fics

Awake and Happy (complete, 596, G, finnpoe, no archive warnings apply)

Finn wakes up for the first time since the Starkiller and Poe is there with him - and something else besides the Force awakens too.

Three in the morning (complete, 192, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Luke is a shitposter at three in the morning, and Lando just wants to sleep.

Lando Calrissian's terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day (complete, 568, G, no pairings, no archive warnings apply but force choking appears)

What happened right before the Falcon arrived to Cloud City 3 ABY.

Good things come to those who wait (complete, 1,186, E, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando likes to take his time while bestowing pleasure. Luke would rather just get on with it, it's been too long since the last time.

Hold me 'til I explode, kiss me like it's too good to be true (complete, 2,533, T, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Three times Lando and Luke get together. The first and second time nothing happens. The third time... everything happens.

Like Sunshine (complete, 2,606, G, skyrissian, lando & rey & luke, no archive warnings apply)

After Luke's Jedi Temple is destroyed, he and Lando leave to research lost Jedi knowledge. For his surprise, Lando likes Ahch-To. The place is the polar opposite of Cloud City, and he's homesick, but it is peaceful. Lando and Luke fall into a daily routine of trying to decipher old Jedi texts, fishing, and trying to keep porgs from destroying their belongings. ... until one day their daily routine is interrupted by something neither of them could've expected even in their wildest dreams.

Of Motherhood and Rebellion (complete, 974, G, hera & padmé, no archive warnings apply)

Having just given birth, Hera Syndulla has a hard time figuring out how to balance motherhood and being a rebel general. Thankfully there is another mother running the rebellion.

A Closet Business (complete, 1,311, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply, prelude to my role swap au)

After the narrow escape from the Death Star, Luke needs a quiet moment and accidentally discovers Lando's cape closet. And also something more.

Sleep dialing (complete, 819, T, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando is at a trade negotiation when Luke suddenly calls. It's... not what anyone would expect.

in the rain (complete, 473, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Sometimes a surprise rain brings in unexpected things.

Of Victories and Found Families (complete, 909, G, kanera, kalluzeb, ketbine, ghost family, no archive warnings apply)

Kanan and Hera return to Lothal to their family after the Battle of Endor.

The One with the Engagement Party (complete, 1,876, G, hanleia, skyrissian, qi’ra/sana, chewie & han, no archive warnings apply)

When having his engagement party that he didn't want to throw Han discovers that somehow all of his exes have got together with each other and this must be what a stroke feels like.

It is you (I have loved all along) (complete, 2,023, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Another thing Luke had a new-found respect for was some peace and quiet, and if he now started talking to anyone there would be no end to it. And he really wasn’t in the mood for any small-talk, even with his friends who were still up. Except maybe one, but Luke hadn’t seen him anywhere for a while. And that friend went by the name of Lando Calrissian.

But touch my tears with your lips (complete, 2,330, G, hera/ahsoka, no archive warnings apply, canonical character death is mentioned)

Jacen is six months old when Ahsoka Tano returns to Hera’s life.

Falling for you tonight (complete, 1,586, E, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

It's the 10th anniversary of the Battle of Yavin and also the first time Lando and Luke have seen each other in a while and... things escalate.

The Epic Love Story of Lando Calrissian and Luke Skywalker (complete, 16,682, T, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando Calrissian volunteers to go on a diplomatic mission on behalf of the newly formed Senate of the New Republic. Luke Skywalker, in turn, volunteers to go as Lando's bodyguard. Holonet is about to go wild.

because I trust you (complete, 1,147, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

“Luke, please tell me you’re not thinking about doing something that’s both incredibly heroic and extremely stupid.”

The Nearness of You (complete, 951, T, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

A power outage causes a citywide blackout in Cloud City, and effectively ruins Lando's plans for him and Luke for the night... or does it?

Slowly healing (complete, 644, G, lando/luke/bodhi, no archive warnings apply)

Bodhi has a nightmare.

Maybe it's luck (complete, 4,524, T, lando/luke/wedge, no archive warnings apply)

Lando Calrissian, Luke Skywalker, and Wedge Antilles take a mission on behalf of the New Republic in an attempt to meet with an old contact of Lando's and receive valuable intel. The mission, however, takes an unexpected turn.

Heroes As Seen By the Family (complete, 2,356, G, skyrissian, hanleia, lando & rey & luke, no archive warnings apply)

It was a truth universally acknowledged in the New Republic that Jedi Master Luke Skywalker and General Lando Calrissian were some of the biggest heroes the galaxy had ever seen. Even so, there were people who, if asked about the pair, would tell entirely different stories about them…

Luke and Lando's Great Hustle (complete, 3/3, 13,784, E, skyrissian + background han/leia/chewie and anidala, no archive warnings apply)

Luke is tired of being set up with this guy or the next by his well-meaning but overly meddling family, so during one fateful call with Leia he finally snaps and tells her that he's dating none other than Lando Calrissian. Only they're not actually dating. As such Luke and Lando agree to pretend to be dating for a week at Luke's parents' lake house on Naboo, with Luke's entire family there. Hope this doesn't awaken anything in either of them.

Can I Have This Dance? (complete, 535, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando and Luke have to take dance lessons to attend an important banquet. Unfortunately Luke has two left feet.

One Last Time (complete, 816, E, cinta/vel, no archive warnings apply)

Cinta and Vel share one last night with each other before the mission.

Saving Commander Cody (complete, 4,127, T, cody/obi-wan/rex, pre-relationship, no archive warnings apply)

Rex and Obi-Wan land on Otava, a site of an Imperial training facility, in order to rescue an old friend.

Warmth in Winter (complete, 858, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando takes Luke to visit his family's vacation cabin during winter. Luke isn't exactly a winter person though, but Lando doesn't mind. He has a sauna to heat.

Life Day on the Ghost (complete, 1,430, G, ezra & jacen, ezra & kanan, ezra & ghost crew + background relationships, no archive warnings apply)

It's Life Day and everyone on the Ghost is busy. Ezra needs to finish wrapping up his present for Jacen, but it does not go as planned.

Moonglow (complete, 390, M, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

On their wedding night, Luke is suddenly afraid of his own power. Thankfully, Lando is not.

Alive (complete, 351, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Lando and Luke are reunited after the Battle of Endor.

Cocoa, whipped cream, and rainbow sprinkles (complete, 1,121, M, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

A rainy evening on a secluded island, and Luke is ready to just chill in peace. Lando has other ideas. And then Luke does too.

Kaeden and Ahsoka’s Bizarre Adventure (complete, 1,204, G, kaesoka, no archive warnings apply)

A crash landing takes Kaeden Larte and Ahsoka Tano to a strange planet with even stranger inhabitants.

The Party That Was Too Much (complete, 588, T, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

At an official party Luke realizes just how much he hates it when other people flirt with Lando. Like come on people, the man is in a committed relationship, knock it off!

Inspired by the movie The Holiday (2006) Lando unexpectedly meets Luke's young daughter, Rey, and suddenly everything makes sense.

Snippet from The Holiday AU (complete, 2,149, T, skyrissian, lando & rey & luke, no archive warnings apply

Cantina Hopping (complete, 688, T, skyrissian, hanleia, original squad, no archive warnings apply)

Sunflowers 🌻 (complete, 654, G, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Original squad goes cantina hopping. What could possibly go wrong?

Lando and Luke move to a farm to spend their retirement in, and Luke has a very special housewarming gift for Lando.

Fall deeper into you (complete, 1,847, E, reyrose, no archive warnings apply)

Rey and Rose fuck in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.

Though since there are no cocks involved it may be time to call it the clitpit.

Quickies in Han and Leia's Wedding (complete, 1,053, E, skyrissian, no archive warnings apply)

Exactly what it says in the title.