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*On an investigation*

Scully: Mulder, stay close.

Mulder, runs up and hugs Scully from behind:

Scully: Not that close.

Mulder: Sorry.

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Mulder: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.

Scully:

Mulder: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?

Scully: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms.

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Mulder: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Scully: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Mulder: I never said I'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

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*On an investigation*

Mulder: Scully, stay close.

Scully, runs up and hugs Mulder from behind:

Mulder: Not that close.

Scully: Sorry.

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Scully: This will probably go faster if we split up.

Mulder, nods:

Mulder: Can I come with you?

Scully: Okay, where did I lose you on the whole “splitting up” thing?

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Mulder: Hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held.

Scully:

Scully: Are you okay?

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Mulder: Visitors and employees claim that doors lock themselves shut, footsteps can be heard, shadows follow you…

Scully: Shadows do tend to follow you though. That’s sort of how they work.

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Scully: I think I should be allowed on ghost hunter tv shows.

Mulder: I think that would be dangerous for the ghosts.

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Mulder: Be careful.

Scully: You know me.

Mulder: Yeah, that's why I'm saying be careful.

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Mulder: We're here for the cult stuff!

Scully: We saw the ad on craigslist

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Mulder: We don't want any trouble.

Scully: I do.

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Scully: How do you rate your pain?

Mulder: Zero stars.

Scully:

Mulder: Would not recommend.

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Mulder: How many times have you been knocked out anyway? I swear one of these days you’re gonna wake up in a coma.

Scully: Wake up in a- oh, nevermind.

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Scully: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-

Mulder: I wrote you a poem.

Scully, already crying: You did?

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Mulder: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?

Scully: wHat?

Mulder: I want to be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.

Scully: Can we go back to the part when you said "when I get murdered"?

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