Wyrmguard Secrets

Guilty pleasure: that smell you get on your finger from rubbing behind your ear

(None of my characters have ever been mentioned here in my eleven years of roleplaying. That's absolutely an accomplishment) No it's not. There are literally thousands of characters on MG/WRA and only a very small number of them ever get mentioned here.

I wish I didn’t have such bad trust issues. I can’t tell when someone genuinely cares for me or is just buttering me up for something. I see patterns and 80% of the time they’re correct when I call them out.

No I am not trying to crack my only female friend group….

Inb4 the rabid furries come to the defense of mortis

I play asexual characters and have never had issues finding RP that isn't just ERP. Not sure where everyone else keeps looking. || It's everyone who puts "single" and uses bisexual/gay/lesbian/straight in their preferences or just pretty/handsome/cute characters that often get mistaken for being open for ERP. It's why I often keep that stuff off my profile. People take it as an invitation for romance than just acquaintances.

why does everyone love these pure and innocent belf priestesses? if i want my character to be liked, do i need to reroll as a blonde holy priest? they seem like theyre secretly catty mean girls who are nice to your face, just to shit talk you. probably shame you for not being as "pure", then get dragged off for erp.

[All of your characters must stink real bad wearing the same clothes every single day.] My character has a closet full of the same sets of clothes, like Einstein, or Seth Brundle.

You ever click on a YouTube video outside your algo to watch and then watch in horror as your half your feed becomes that thing?

Develop who you are afk before you develop anything more for RP. Good choices will not be hard to make when all of your human connection in life does not come from a singular game community. 😉

Another Worgen falls for the local Worgen slut elf in Stormwind.

No, Goblins and Gnomes are not child coded at all. You can ERP with them. Stop making shit weird.

Did you know that Anduin was trans??

[What's the deal with purple dracthyr? None of them are able to be normal.]

Guilty Roleplay Pleasure: I like hearing about the drama from both sides and then instagating some more. Sorry, not sorry, but the drama cake needs more icing girlies.

The majority of us don't have and cannot obtain the resources necessary to "be the change we want to see." We'd love to. We can't. Most often the resource we don't have is Time. That's not for lack of trying. We just have lives to live. That doesn't make our complaints invalid. We don't need to provide a solution in order to say "this is unacceptable."

The agitated wound never heals.