Eleanor 🌞

I posted this on TikTok and the first comment I received was “Jodie foster on top”… I might actually kill somebody

I wonder if Rupert Campbell Black ever lay awake at night re-watched videos of him schooling and loosing his FUCKING MIND because he was entirely convinced his horse was going lame three days before the most important show of the year, because every time I larp as a show jumper that’s what happens to me

I also wonder is Rupert Campbell Black had to email the venue beforehand to ask if they could please turn off the bell and ask people not to clap when his horse was going around because both horse and rider get upset at loud noises

I have a sneaking suspicion Rupert Campbell black never wore hello kitty pyjama pants over his white jodhpurs to keep them clean

I wonder if Rupert Campbell Black ever lay awake at night re-watched videos of him schooling and loosing his FUCKING MIND because he was entirely convinced his horse was going lame three days before the most important show of the year, because every time I larp as a show jumper that’s what happens to me

I also wonder is Rupert Campbell Black had to email the venue beforehand to ask if they could please turn off the bell and ask people not to clap when his horse was going around because both horse and rider get upset at loud noises

Almost forgot Clarice Starling is perfect in every way and the most beautiful woman ever. My bad won’t let it happen again