★ wyrmalien

Hi im scared animal and welcome to my corner

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

nobody ever talks about the terrible fanfic epidemic of "they would NOT confess their love so openly and poetically as that."

big amatonormativity wants you to accept this as the norm but this is not how it has to be. we can push for consistent characterization in expressions of connection and affection. those characters could just kiss and not declare their undying love about it

reading this post back and realizing that i didn't get to my real point which is that maybe those guys shouldn't say that they're in love at all. i want you to look me in the eyes and tell me that you earnestly believe those guys would say "i love you". it doesn't have to be this way

all my alters become walters when i pitch the baseball of success

Loving unicorns and deer and hating the whole lana del rey cigeratte coquette girlblogging shit is rough

Mad At You Island is where the events of William Shakespeare's The Tempest take place