Does anyone know what to do

a good crust of bread will have your ass hankering for a hearty stew

Fridgerator wrapped. You ate 326 eggs.

im just fucking with you your honor

(through gritted teeth) fuck it we ball

as an empath, my heart really aches when you guys are losers

i love you people in my phone i know the seasonal depression is setting in so we need to hold eachother like a litter of kittens in a cardboard box okay...its important

people who don't wear glasses don't get the added benefit of taking off your HD eyesight for a while. just. fuck it! i'm done. 240p vision time

hi margaret, i hope this email blows your tits clean off

i love when i “make a mental note” of something. it’s gone within 20 seconds

You're being too hard on yourself. Posts are like flowers, not products. Don't let the expectations of capitalism ruin your posting experience.

can i hold your hand

Of course