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do u ever send smth in a chat thats not even risqué like “i luv salsa” but no one responds so u start overthinking it like…. maybe one of their parents died making salsa…… maybe they were all just talking abt how they hate salsa……. maybe salsa isnt evn real and they have no idea what im talking abt

i have a random issue with a handful of pre-srar fall out boy songs where I LOVE the the start of the song or just generally everything but the chorus, but the chorus itself i find kind of underwhelming (eg: ilalwtwiattgyo, ttotbo, igatrimeanomf, cfmrfrpfmsr, gblogbd(dyptstsasgts)

poor thing...walked straight into the electric fence

we are fucked

No hope

drink and computer and music and jammies in bed! hits every time

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

(Gripping the mirror so hard it cracks) every day is all we have

from like 9 to 12 i would try to fall asleep by ‘making’ a new seinfeld episode in my head. i would open with a jerry seinfeld standup bit that was almost nonsense (its not like i can write standup like he can at 10 years old) and then it would be jerry and george arguing about a girlfriend i made up with some kind of pointless issue (”she wears bigger pants than me, jerry! everyones gonna know, who wears the pants!”) and then kramer would walk in. by that time id be almost out

I should also say i was ‘typing’ out the dialogue with my hands as if they were on a keyboard, but my hands were across my chest like a vampire

THEY SAY SHE WAS SEEN 👀 ON OCCASION PACING 🚶‍♀️ THE ROCKS 🪨 STARING OUT AT THE MIDNIGHT SEA 🌊 AND IN A FEUD 🤺 WITH HER NEIGHBOR 🏠 SHE STOLE HIS DOG 🐶 AND DYED IT KEY LIME GREEN 🍋‍🟩 50 YEARS IS A LONG TIME HOLIDAY HOUSE 🏠 SAT QUIETLY ON THAT BEACH 🏖️ FREE OF WOMEN 💃 WITH MADNESS THEIR MEN 🕺🏻 AND BAD HABITS AND THEN IT WAS BOUGHT BY ME 💸

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back

I subscribe to the belief that Rocky was not popular on Erid (except with Adrian, he was very popular with Adrian, Adrian loves their social outcast freak partner) and I think it is very funny to imagine how the rest of Erid reacts when their (apparently last surviving?? They sent over 20 eridians what the fuck happened??) saviour of their species is the guy they all thought would die first and he arrives on a whole new ship (where the fuck did he get that?? He's an engineer, did he build a new fucking ship up there??) and now he doesn't wear clothes anymore and is speaking overly simplified Eridian like a pebble and weirdest of all he has seemingly kidnapped a dying alien and is now demanding all of Erid fix the abominable leaky space blob or Rocky will withhold the cure for the universe