~The Devil's Advocate~

sleep is stolen time. don't let them take it from you anymore. tonight. we are staying up. til one billion o clock.

Grace is one of the most classic things to fall from

That and the monkey barrrsssss

I thought this said monkey business

some of you are just saying shit. i am too but that's not what this is about rn

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

Pro tip! If someone ever says they would fuck their own clone, you can make the conversation different by saying you'd also fuck their clone.

follow it up with ‘i wouldn’t fuck you though’ for Added Enjoyment

i love when animals just really really fuck up scientific data by just doing natural behaviours. the only remains we have of gigantopithecus (absolutely giant prehistoric hominid that went extinct somewhere around 300 tya) are teeth and a couple mandibles. because porcupines ate ALL of the skeletons

Tbh when I die I think I want my bones fed to porcupines