Otis is actually canonically trans

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

that’s enough emotions for a whole year. ciao

The earlier in the year you reblog this the better it gets

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

2020 has officially been the longest and shortest year I feel like I've dissociated through the entire thing my soul is still in april

This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN

Reblogging for cultural enrichment

oh my god

OH MY GOD WHAT A FUCKING LEGEND

Icon.

5 minutes into the 1 minute plank and your buddy says “45 seconds”