The Thought's of Wubberduckzilla

hmmm why does my uterus hurt and why do i feel kinda off. weird. surely these are not the warning symptoms of a predictable biological process that occurs on a regular schedule. anyway. im going to wear white pants today.

by talos this cant be happening

obsessed with the fact that tom riddle's three career plans were shop assistant, teacher, or murderous fascist dictator.

God bless the sickos over at the AO3 for providing the absolute most conceptually bizarre yet extremely compelling fiction for free.

In what world is tall muscular man not conventionally attractive

We’ve all been down here too long. I truly think there’s a chunk of tumblr’s population that can no longer survive sunlight.

women will say “hear me out” and show u a photo of pyramid head and then tumblr users will go “this is a perfectly normal man and an ice cold take”

I am so glad you clarified. I was like “I’m glad that woman supports her wife in making increasingly weird ghilli suits”

just acknowledge she's dating the sunflower

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.

no, no. these are horrors beyond your comprehension. i understand them, though. i desire them carnally.