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A local shop posted this question. Your opponent starts the game with this in play but has no hand or library and will not attack. Can you craft a way to win the game? You can start with any life total, and can craft your draws however you see fit.

They have hexproof, you cannot attack, all of their enchantments have shroud, they have Eidolon of Rhetoric in play so you can only cast 1 spell per turn AND Erayo’s Essence so the first spell is countered anyway. Oh and all permanents enter tapped thanks to Frozen Æther and Back to Basics makes it so that non-basics like Cavern of Souls and Boseiju can’t untap.

I’ve been looking through cards for a while and I can’t come up with anything.

don’t do anything for a while, keep discarding to hand size, Unearth this

bounce everything, leaving them with empty board, the forecast this card

A local shop posted this question. Your opponent starts the game with this in play but has no hand or library and will not attack. Can you craft a way to win the game? You can start with any life total, and can craft your draws however you see fit.

They have hexproof, you cannot attack, all of their enchantments have shroud, they have Eidolon of Rhetoric in play so you can only cast 1 spell per turn AND Erayo’s Essence so the first spell is countered anyway. Oh and all permanents enter tapped thanks to Frozen Æther and Back to Basics makes it so that non-basics like Cavern of Souls and Boseiju can’t untap.

I’ve been looking through cards for a while and I can’t come up with anything.

don’t do anything for a while, keep discarding to hand size, Unearth this

bounce everything, leaving them with empty board, the forecast this card

A local shop posted this question. Your opponent starts the game with this in play but has no hand or library and will not attack. Can you craft a way to win the game? You can start with any life total, and can craft your draws however you see fit.

They have hexproof, you cannot attack, all of their enchantments have shroud, they have Eidolon of Rhetoric in play so you can only cast 1 spell per turn AND Erayo’s Essence so the first spell is countered anyway. Oh and all permanents enter tapped thanks to Frozen Æther and Back to Basics makes it so that non-basics like Cavern of Souls and Boseiju can’t untap.

I’ve been looking through cards for a while and I can’t come up with anything.

Southern

New England

Western

Midwestern

Rocky Mountain

Appalachian

Pacific Northwestern

Southwestern

Alaskan

Me: Okay, what should we make?

Another one… resemblance of Keiga…

An estimate of sixty men were involved in Caesar’s actual murder. Not the wider conspiracy, but the stabbing.

Julius Caesar was a general, which is generally depicted as a 10th level fighter. Considering his above baseline constitution and dex, weakened by his probable history of malaria, epilepsy, and/or strokes (-1 dex modifier), and lack of armor at the time of the event, he would likely have something along the lines of AC 9 and 60 HP. The senators would likely hit him roughly 55% the time.