WTF Weather Channel

ESPECIALLY JEFF BRIDGES RIGHT????? P.S. WEATHER IS INVOLVED MAYBE

YEP LOOKING AT A RAINBOW MAKES YOU GAY, SORRY "STRAIGHTS" 

IT'S DRUGS STOP ASKING WEATHER CHANNEL

DO YOU LIVE IN ONE OF THESE PLACES BECAUSE YOU'RE PROBABLY SUPER VULNERABLE. TO EVERYTHING

WE'RE BONED NOWHERE TO GO

INSIDE JESSICA LANGE'S HOUSE BECAUSE WEATHER(?)

IT'S CALLED CHARLIE CHAPLIN IN MODERN TIMES DISEASE, DEATH TO THE UNAPPRECIATIVE WORKER

E.T. TOUCHED A DEAD NIPPLE AND STARTED THE UNIVERSE, SOME SAY

CLIMATE CHANGE IS CAUSING WEIRD BUGS TO LAND ON YOUR SKIN, KILL ALL THE CLIMATE

OH MY GOD THE FOUR DUCKS OF THE APOCALYPSE (THE LAST ONE IS CONQUEST, THE TARDIEST HORSEDUCK)

IS IT DEATH OR WEATHER? BOTH

IS IT THE HATCH FROM LOST OR AN ALIEN VESSEL? IT CAN'T BE ANYTHING ELSE, SEPPUKU FOR EVERYONE

THE WEATHER CHANNEL JUST WANTS YOU TO LEARN

FRUITS AND VEGGIES ARE KILLING THE PLANET! SWITCH TO SUGAR AND PIZZA IMMEDIATELY

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DON'T DRINK THIS, WHATEVER THIS IS. HOT CHOCOLATE? COFFEE? JUST BE SAFE, DON'T DRINK ANYTHING

OUR SUN IS BURNING OUT! ALSO BEWARE PEARL JAM IS COMING