tumlr??? ihardly

sensational

hey @staff if I wanted to have unwanted content forced down my throat i’d go to my daughters school play. that kid can’t act to save her life and yet these recommended posts are somehow worse. go fuck yourselves

I do

marketing targeted at today’s youth is so strange because like, they’ve picked up on certain things, but they can’t string the parts together in a cohesive way. It’s like one of those shitpost generators. I mean, yeah, they understand that reaction gifs are a thing, and they understand that emojis are a thing, and they understand that tyler oakley is a thing. but they can’t drive the point home. that is not a proper reaction to finding the right emoji. it doesn’t make sense. they’re trying, really hard, but the nuances of internet youth culture still manage to escape their corporate grasp

same

What a shitty parent.

TRIGGERED

Finally

(vegan) I hope your power runs out 

thats fuckin nice and all but the chicken is already in the nuggets. the power going out doesn’t save a chicken. it’s a nugget already. sorry

Wow. I mean these YouTube book deals are blatantly cash grabs, but the standard for literal competence and authenticity of YouTube authors is lower than I thought.